Interesting facts

It's like this blog in miniature... only, you know, funny and interesting:

I presume that you, like me, also yearn a great deal. Thus, as a means of sharing some of my wisdom and making you a better person, I have prepared a pleasing bulleted list of empirical facts. Commit them to memory at your earliest possible convenience.

• The average human being spends at least one year of life exploring virtual caves and sewers.
• It is better to have owned a boat and lost it to pirates than to have never owned a boat at all.
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• All notaries are also licensed coroners. However, not all coroners are licensed notaries. Keep that in mind when trying to kill two birds with one stone.

- Something Awful

I am now a bit worried about my notary license; although it is current, I am not a licensed coroner. Does this void my notarial act?